Lemon Tart

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Lemon Tart tells the story of a cock roach named "Roach Pierre" who is trying to seduce a lemon tart at a French cooking school.

Includes spoken word phrase samples of jakoB haQ and Doug Woods from The Soundtest Room, plus Watson (Doug's dog).

Some have described this as "Frank Zappa meets hip hop."

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Lyrics:
Lemon Tart

I met her in class at Le Cordon Bleu
Spelled like "blue," ya just flip the EU.
This Swedish sista bangin' lemon bangs,
But when she flipped a quick whisk it was lemon meringue
"What's up?," stiff peaks. I'm checkin' out your technique
The way you jiggle dem thangs like a nasty Swede freak,
And the delicate folds of your double-breasted clothes
As you fold in them whites, it makes me stroke my goatee

You're so sweet it's unsavory

Roach Pierre is my nom de guerre
And the name engraved on my silverware
I'm handy in the kitchen, and always self-sufficient,
But when I see you flippin' that lemon hair,
climbin' up the stairs,
I confess, I'm obsessed, with your lemon zest
And the bump and rind, of that hump behind
In those Lululemon leggings? Girl, that's just wrong

It means it won't be long,
Till I'm snappin' the strap on your lemon thong

'Cause when you flash it
And I'm behind it
I just can't stand it
'Cause I am Roach Pierre

I got to have it
And then hashtag it
So when they find it
They'll know it's Roach Pierre

Sugar!

The essence of the lemon zest, she distills it.
Makes a lover brother wanna Netflix-and-chill it.
You sayin' this Miss Delicious ain't the illest?
Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?

I came to this schoo[l], to study Gastronomy
But studying you, is more like Astronomy
'Cause I'm French Canadian
And you're Scandinavian
The reasons we should be a team could fill a stadium.

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released November 30, 2015
Special Guest Rapper: Smoov Keef as "Roach Pierre"

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